It`s not that I`m not a "morning person", I`m just not a "waking up" person.
-unknown
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I love taking a nap and waking up to a bunch of texts, its like coming downstairs & seeing all your presents under the tree on Christmas.
-unknown
My bed is more comfortable in the morning then it is at night.
-unknown
Dear Weekend, stay here with me forever.
-unknown
"I`m going to bed" really means "I`m going to lie on my bed and be on my phone."
-unknown
When I was a kid, I`ve always wanted to watch the face of the fat woman at Tom & Jerry...
-Juljan
What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep.... And Helium just brings it back to normal?
-unknown
When I was a kid "talk to the hand" was the best defense I had.
-unknown
Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
-unknown
It`s so dumb how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 word, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
-unknown