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Looking at your bestfriend and saying, “I’ll do it if you do it…”
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If laughter is the best medicine, how does tickle torture exist?
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Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday`s deserves to get slapped.
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It`s 2012, and there are still no time machines.
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*Winter* Couples: We are going to cuddle and snuggle like there is no tomorrow. Me: *stares at pillow* You love me right?
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had a dream i was king,i woke up ; STILL KING!!!!!! <3 <3
-Rajat
How do they signal for Batman during the day?
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I wish LIKEing could burn calories.
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Having a dream that’s so realistic that you have to think about if it really happened.
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My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
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