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I like when people say sammich instead of sandwich
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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
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Please don`t interrupt me while I`m ignoring you .
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I have a real life, Then I have my Twitter life, I`m basically Hannah Montana..
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I like rainy days, I love sleep, but go to bed late, I want to be comforted,but hate showing weakness,I like my music loud.. Yeah, that`s me
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I keep my room messy so that if someone tries to kill me they`ll trip over and die. :)
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Knock Knock
who`s there
knock knock
WHO Is It
Knock Knock
"opens Door Fast Notices Its Your Dog"
-Treshaun
Watching a horror movie and thinking: "No, don`t kill her! She`s HOT."
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Sorry, I`m not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster.
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