My back is not a voicemail. Say it to my face bitch.
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You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
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When someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name sounds weird.
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Seeing an attractive person in public and thinking "Damn, I`ll never see them again."
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else`s status.
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The ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn`t want to eat this week anyways.
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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don`t know how much I want. They don`t know my life. They don`t know what I`ve been through.
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I always feel bad for that squirrel in Ice-Age
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I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.
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