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My favorite line: "I`ll do it later."
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I do believe in second chances, I just don’t think everyone deserves them.
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I`ll admit...Twitter has cured my Facebook addiction.
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Attractive person: "Hi" ... Me: "Is this some kind of sick joke?"
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I`d do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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How do witches take a shower if they die over water?
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How I flirt? *Stares from distance*
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Are you single single or internet single?
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I wonder if British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent..
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Oh, you are 14 and quit smoking? Wow, so inspiring.
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