3 weeks ago: single.. Last week: single... Next week: single.. Next month: single.. Next year: single.. Next decade: single
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Stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is just a quote and lying is the new truth.
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Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
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Black Friday: People trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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Remember that time we came to work and we were excited? Yeah, me neither...
-Jake
We text 24/7, but when we meet, it`s so awkward.
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For some reason, my nose only itches when my hands are busy carrying stuff.
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“I`ll think about it” = I`ll forget about it completely until you bring it up again.
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That moment when you’re in a really bad mood and your parents won’t stop annoying you.
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
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