Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.
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Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “Who do you like” or “Awkward sexual task”.
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When I was a kid, the only fake friends I had were invisible ones.
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When someone texts you “hahahahaha!!” instead of “haha” or “lol”, you know you’ve done well.
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I don`t let my friends do stupid things... ALONE.
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Trust me when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
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I think about "Us" a lot. Even when "Us" doesn`t exist.
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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing. Now it`s just like "oh, she`s pregnant too?"
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I`m having one of those unattractive days..... I mean years..... I mean lives.
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When a totally random person insults someone you hate. Me: "I like you."
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