If you succeed in cheating someone, don`t think that the person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.
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*Phone on silent*. 10 missed calls. *Turns volume to loudest*. Nobody calls all day.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It`s not an usPhone, it`s not a wePhone, it`s not an ourPhone, it`s an iPhone.
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Sooooo = I don`t know what to say, but I don`t wanna stop talking to you.
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Zack and Cody graduated, Andy gave away his toys, Hannah told her secret, Phil went back to the future. My childhood is officially over.
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I hate mosquitoes! I mean, I know I`m delicious but damn.
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I don`t get drunk, I get awesome.
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I don`t stalk, I investigate.
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I`ve forgotten what it`s like to have a normal sleeping pattern.
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