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Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.
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My room pretty much represents my life, a mess.
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Dear spiders, if I see you outside, I will let you live. But if I see you in my house, I will kill you. You choose.
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I`m not hiding anything, but stop looking at my phone while I`m texting.
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No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don`t Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this.
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I came up with a plan to help people with debt, it`s called "Don`t buy shit you can`t afford!"
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Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.
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Funny how people change their attitude when you start treating them the way they treat you.
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Laughing is the best medicine. But laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
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When I find it, I don`t need it. When I need it, I can`t find it.
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