Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing!
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool .
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I always wondered why W is called Double U, when it`s clearly Double V.
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We can now put the movie 2012 in the comedy section?
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If you can`t stay faithful, stay single...
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It`s the friends you can call up at 4am that matter.
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your favorite texts are the ones where I re-read and it still puts a smile on my face like it`s the first time I read it. ♥
-Šãğäŗ
Does anyone else wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as hell, and water tastes like it came from God`s personal pond?
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"How old is your baby?" "36 months." WHY CAN`T YOU JUST SAY 3 YEARS OLD?
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December 25th: The ONLY day I`m a morning person.
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