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Admit it. This is how we explain our conversations, "I was like- then she was like- and then I was like- and she was like.
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I don`t care if it`s 5 A.M. I don`t consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.
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Your parents paid for your iPhone, MacBook and bought you a car and they`re paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is.
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Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. starts brushing teeth.
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In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me.
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When I bang my toe against something it`s like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know...
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Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot.
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When I`m quiet: 1) Tired 2) Don`t have anything to talk about 3) Over-thinking 4) Upset 5) Falling apart or 6) All of the above
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Can you cry under water?
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Do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep.
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