Turn your phone off,
Yeah no... I`ll just put it on silent.
Yeah no... I`ll just put it on silent.
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"I`m going to bed" really means "I`m going to lay in my bed and be on my phone for an hour or so.".
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What I don’t understand is how Dora is a five year old bilingual explorer but she needs help to figure out which of her books is red?
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If there`s one thing I hate about the new year, it`s writing the date wrong for like 3 months!
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Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with them without revealing it.
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I don`t get the phrase `stuck between a rock and a hard place`. Is the rock not hard?
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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
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Person: "What do you want for Christmas?"
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
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My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
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I sincerely regret every nap I passed up on as a child.
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