Why does life have to test me so much? I`m no good at tests. :(
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Pretty Little Liars is the reason I have trust issues.
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I`m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I`m a drunk, we go to parties.
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I don`t need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off.
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I don`t change myself for anyone, because I think nobody can play your roll better then you !
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Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness."
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Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
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Wow, I just melted a piece of ice by staring at it. Took a little longer than I thought it would.
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I can’t believe it’s 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
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