I asked myself out and I said no.
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Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and call you something even more offensive.
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I`ve always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say "I`ve been expecting you."
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When I have conversations in my head with people, I`m super-funny and witty, but in real life I`m like ..."I like turtles ..."
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You are more likely to confess true emotions during late night text conversations!
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That moment when you are texting with full of anger and reply you get is "LOL"
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I know life was never meant to be easy.. but I never thought it would be this hard.
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It`s only embarrassing if you care what people think.
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That annoying moment when your friends are whispering right in front of you.
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I HATE when people lie to me... But what pisses me off the most is when people think I`m dumb enough to believe it.
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