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Please? No. Please? No. Please, c`mon! No. PLEASE?! Okay. Really? No.
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I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
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Attention every store in existence, pricing something at $9.99 isn`t going to fool anyone into thinking its only 9 dollars.
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Dinosaurs roared ? Nobody ever heard one, maybe they meow or something.
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My room is about as organized as the Walmart`s $5 DVD bin.
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Wouldn`t it be ironic if a water park burned down?
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I get re-pissed about a old situation whenever I have a flashback about it...
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When the airplane engine suddenly makes a noise, you think to yourself "Well, I lived a good life".
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If I could have one super power it would be the ability to literally smack sense into people.
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I wish we could just fast forward to summer.
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