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I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter

I don`t know where i stand in people`s lives. One minute they treat me like the most important person to them, then like I am nothing to them the next minute. Am I paranoid or is this actually real to many other people?

No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be stupid with.

That moment when small small disappointments from many people makes you sad and tend to think that your life is empty and sucks big time!!

Brutally honest children are the scariest thing on this planet.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in the world. If I’m not there, I go to work.

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Every time a disaster happens in Spongebob Squarepants, the same voice yells "My leg!"

I woke up, it was 6am, I blinked , it was 8am..

If I ever say “Oh wow” to you, it doesn’t mean I’m impressed. It means you’re stupid.