Facebook Sharing thoughts statuses

If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
-unknown
IF THIS IS YELLING!!!!!! ... WhAt ThE heLL dOeS tHiS sOuNd LiKe???
-unknown
A car that is 2.5L engine tank cannot be full when it loaded with real 2.5liters of fuel, i wonder how do they measure it !
-Sizwe
I`d rather look back at my life and say "I can`t believe I did that" instead of saying, "I wish I did that."
-unknown
Every movie in America is the #1 movie in America.
-unknown
What helicopters do in action movies: 1%: Fly around and then land safely. 99%: Explode.
-unknown
I stand out because I am outstanding
-unknown
Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
-unknown
I don`t think anyone feels older than they actually are. How old would you think you are?
-unknown
I`m awesome. What`s your excuse?
-unknown