The first 18 years of your life are like a Free Trial and after that it’s Pay-To-Play
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When you yell at your dog for barking at people, does he realize you’re trying to quiet him, or does he think you’re joining in?
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“I can’t love you anymore” and “I can’t love you any more” mean two very different things.
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I wonder how many parents won’t use my first name when naming their children because they knew me.
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You know you’re an adult when, instead of being excited you have more money in your account than you should, you get confused and scared.
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Do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you can’t pee because you just peed.
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I actively try to avoid people I know in public, yet I’m always looking for people I know when in public.
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I have never seen a school bus get fuel.
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I’ve spent my entire life looking at faces, and I can’t even draw one.
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The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must have been like YOOOOOOOO..
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