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I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.
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Don’t like me? Aw cute how you thought I cared.
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Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
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This little ant on my kitchen counter is in a serious hurry. Where the hell is he going? I`ll keep you posted.
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Dear sleep, I`m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back.
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I`m single by choice. Not MY choice, but it`s still a choice.
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I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
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Food, sleep, Netflix. Repeat that bitch.
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Are we called fans because celebrities are hot?
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People want the truth... But don`t wanna be honest.
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