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*Alarm set for 6:00 a.m* *Wakes up at 5:59* Who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?
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Love sometimes comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.
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Forecast for today - unproductive with a high chance of taking a nap.
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What a gorgeous day to walk around outside staring at my phone.
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Nothing feels worse than losing touch with old friends and the people you knew you could be yourself around.
-Chazz
You know what i noticed? Common sense isn`t very common anymore...
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That annoying moment when you don`t know if a car is going to let you cross or not.
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Things I wish were real: 1) Krabby Patties. 2) Jimmy Neutron`s inventions. 3) A school like PCA 4) Hogwarts. 5) Timmy Turner`s goldfish.
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Too ugly to date attractive people, too attractive to date ugly people.
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Drake needs to study the globe, Canada is north! What does he mean he started from the bottom?
-Brooklynn