It`s not that I need to manage my anger, it`s that other people need to manage their stupidity..
-unknown
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I wonder how long would it take a giraffe to throw up.
-Yehia
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, then why the hell isn`t anything free yet?
-unknown
Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange.
-unknown
Is everything expensive or am i just poor..
-unknown
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can`t tell anyone about.
-unknown
Don`t feel special if I text you back within 2 minutes, my phone was already in my hand, bitch.
-unknown
Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.
-unknown
That panic moment when you don`t feel your phone in your pocket.
-unknown
Best way to deal with haters: Keep calm, and stay classy!
-unknown