I might not be the best, but I`ll give you my best.
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You think I`m jealous of you. How about no.
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Generally, people are more likely to assume you`re being rude when you`re actually being honest.
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I have a disease called awesome. Doctors say i only have the rest of my life to live.
-Alex
I am just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
-unknown
why does toilet paper need commercials? who the hell isn`t buying it?
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Person: "I like you..." Me: "Why."
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Is it rude to throw a mint into someone`s mouth while they`re talking?
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On a money making mission. If you ain`t talking money then don`t talk to me... just saying!
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★ Someone call me!!! ★
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