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Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away.
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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
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You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
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Big or small, lies are lies.
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When you want them, they don`t want you.
When they want you, you don`t want them.
When you want each other, something messes it all up.
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After 5 minutes of staring at grass, I came to the realization that Earth has green hair. That’ll do, brain. That’ll do.
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Your time is precious. Do not waste it on anyone who doesn`t realize that you are too.
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I`ve come to the point where I don`t even procrastinate anymore I just don`t do it
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I hate the feeling when you don`t reply to my texts. It makes me think that you`re talking to someone better.
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If spiders start flying I`m leaving this planet.
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