Keep Calm and smile like a weirdo.
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Facebook Sharing thoughts statuses
You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!
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( ) Single ( ) Taken (x) who cares I`m awesome
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If I`m a sarcastic asshole around you it`s either because I`m comfortable teasing you or I hate you..
Good luck figuring out which one
Good luck figuring out which one
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What the hell is lolzzz?
You laughed so hard you fell asleep?!
You laughed so hard you fell asleep?!
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Like my status if you think I am totally and completely insane, I`m expecting over 20 likes
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My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don`t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
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Couple`s personalities start to converge over time making partners more and more similar.
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You`re angry at me for that?
That`s cool, just let me know when you grow up.
That`s cool, just let me know when you grow up.
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The way you treat me is how you get treated back. Simple.
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