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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you...
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It simply amazes me how annoying some people can be in 140 characters or less.
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I can`t wait for bonfires, football games, & oversized sweatshirts
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How do you expect me to ask strangers for a job I can’t even ask my friend’s mom for a glass of water.
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Are there any animals that are allergic to humans?
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If camera lenses are round, how come pictures turn out rectangular?
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I hate how spiders just sit there on your wall, acting like they pay rent.
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"When I see lovers` names carved in a tree, I don`t think it`s cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."
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Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world
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I can`t sleep unless the room is cold ❄
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