I wish all of my friends and i could all just live together in a huge mansion when we get older instead of everyone splitting up.
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Did you ever realize a spider is just a land octopus?
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I wish you could download motivation
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Nothing says "I`m fat" like wearing a T-shirt in a swimming pool.
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I`m 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow.
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I need a phone with 1000% battery life.
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Reasons to Date Me:
No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have...
No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have...
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I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke
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nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street.
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I hate mosquitoes, I mean I know I`m delicious but damn...
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