It`s all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
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I`m actually not that funny. I`m actually quite mean and people think I`m joking.
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my biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.
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I can`t believe that I wanted to grow up.
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I`m moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs. A bit dumb like Patrick. But I`ll be there for you like SpongeBob.
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Can`t we just skip school and get to the part where I have an amazing job and travel the world.
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BRB = I don’t want to talk to you.
LOL = I have nothing else to say.
Cool = I don’t care.
LOL = I have nothing else to say.
Cool = I don’t care.
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Less friends = less bullshit
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IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE.
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When I was younger I used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper. ALWAYS.
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