i only accept apologies in cash
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I take "make me" very sexually
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Since pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves human flesh, eating pineapple is basically a race to see who can digest who first.
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There is nothing better than taking a hot ass shower, brushing your teeth, cleansing your skin & laying down in your warm bed. Nothing.
-Sunil
There is nothing better than taking a hot ass shower, brushing your teeth, cleansing your skin & laying down in your warm bed. Nothing.
-unknown
I have 3 moods:
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have you heard of the new horror show its called my life
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No matter how much you trust someone, you still make them stand up to prove they aren’t sitting on the remote control..
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Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. - Carl Jung
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I dont even have a sleeping pattern anymore. I just wake up & go to sleep at random times
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