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If watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.
-unknown
By age 25, I want to be comfortable.
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If you`re not going to tell me something, don`t bring it up.
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shortest horror stories ever:
computer: unable to connect to the internet
favorite band: we`re breaking up.
Family: we found your twitter.
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do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
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Not arguing at all in a relationship shows a lack of interest, and can be a bad sign for where the relationship is heading
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People: You`re so quiet, like you don`t talk.
Me: I talk, just not to you
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Why are Sundays so boring? -_-
-Jasmine
I interrupt this program to bring you this special announcement, IT"S FRIDAY YEEEHAWWWW! That is all, now back to your regularly scheduled activities/programs!
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Even the nicest people have their limits.
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