A girlfriend would be great, but I`m already in a pretty committed relationship with alcoholism and bad decisions.
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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except for my mother... she gave birth to a legend.
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No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
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do you ever wish that you could just un-meet someone?
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When I say " It`s a long story" It usually means I just don`t want to tell you.
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Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, "Where did I meet these crazy people?" But then I think "What would I do without them?"
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If someone doesn`t like me, that`s fine. It just means one less person I have to be nice to.
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When I care about someone, I really care.
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It`s only Monday and I`m already 94% done with this week.
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Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers, "Bless you" and hangs up.
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