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If a robber ever breaks in, I`ll just pretend to be one too, and we`ll laugh and hug and he`ll leave because I have first dibs.
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Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it?
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Not everyone who is happy are thankful, but those who are always thankful are happy.
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They ignore you now, but they`ll need you later.. that`s just how it goes..
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I wake up every day planning to be productive and then a voice in my head laughs and laughs, then we take a nap.
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If you try discussing Game of Thrones, you always have to stop because of that one absolute annoying person who’s still on Season 1 or 2.
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True friends won`t grow apart, even when they don`t talk everyday.
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It`s better to be late than to arrive ugly.
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That terrible moment when your anger turns to tears.
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You know you`re amazing when people you don`t even know hate you.
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