There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
-Armaan
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I don`t want to rule the world... Just everything within a hundred square mile radius.
-Dorian
Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I`m not sure what it means.
-Dorian
I`m going to start wearing a whistle around my neck, so I can call penalties on people who piss me off.
-Dorian
things that are enjoyable: • showers
things that are not enjoyable: • getting in the shower • getting out of the shower
things that are not enjoyable: • getting in the shower • getting out of the shower
-unknown
3 out of 4 voices in my head tell me to go to sleep... The other one is wondering if penguins have knees.
-unknown
I love sleeping so much that it`s the first thing I think about when I wake up.
-unknown
Living Young and Wild and broke
-unknown
I wonder if the girls on "16 and Pregnant" will come back and be on "32 and a Grandma" ?
-unknown
Every morning:
ME: I really can`t stay.
BED: But baby, it`s cold outside.
ME: I really can`t stay.
BED: But baby, it`s cold outside.
-unknown