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Common sense is not a gift, it`s a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn`t have it.

The awkward moment when someone`s crying and you`re just sitting there awkwardly like "wanna hug?"

I am always forced to do things which I am not qualified for, like being nice to others...

I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script.

We all have a friend who never has a clue what`s going on.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that morning and mourning sound the same.

Being in love does not excuse how one takes care of themselves. I don`t see why people let themselves go. What if they suddenly break up with you & now you look like Miley Cyrus wrecking ball`d all over you?

So many friendships end with “we just stopped talking”.

Aw you hate me? We have so much in common already.

I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.