I don`t understand why dentists in toothpaste ads have a stethoscope around their neck !
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It`s much easier to give advice than to take it.
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People say `you never know what you had until its gone` Truth is: you know exactly what you had, you just never thought you would lose it.
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When you really care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.
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Don`t apologize if you`re still going to do the same things you were sorry for.
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I love my relationship with my bed. no commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.
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Sometimes, you just have to talk to a two-year-old to understand life again.
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I`m not lazy, I`m just extremely motivated to do nothing.
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Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
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I hate how I let the dumbest things bother me sometimes.
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