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That one ex you don`t want the world to know you dated.
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Money can`t buy you happiness, but I`d rather cry in a mansion.
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I hate when people tell me to calm down when I`m not even mad.
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If you tickle my feet, I am not responsible for what happens to your face.
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Don`t beg for anyone to stay in your life. If they want to be a part of your life, they will stay.
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I don`t understand people who only sleep with one pillow.
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how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely interesting for a solid second
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I am too young to have this many embarrassing memories
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I never understood in TV shows when they accidentally sent a text msg to the whole school, like who has everybody in the schools number??
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I wonder if the earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.
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