Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
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when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
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i`m that bridge jumping friend your mother warned you about.
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You call her a slut, a whore, and a bitch... But yet you were the one who dated her.
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Note to self: "don`t worry, if it`s suppose to happen, it will."
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do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
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Being single sucks when you know exactly who you want.
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On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid.
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People ask me why I dont have any tattoos and I respond with, would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?
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That annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you`re watching.
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