I think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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your grave: RIP my grave: VIP
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My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
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i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even tho we’re all taught to write our letters the same way
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don`t text me while I`m texting you, now I have to change my text
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If you send me one word replies, I assume the conversation is over.
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Am I only one that thinks the front of cars look like faces?
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Reasons to date me: 1. No one will try and steal me from you 2. Sometimes I`m funny
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when I start to study, all the good TV shows begin
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Jealousy means I actually give a damn about you...
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