We evolved from monkeys. So all the apes that are still around are the dumbasses that ALMOST made it??
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the word `liberal` comes from the word `liberate` bizarre name for more regulation, eh?
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someone: are you ok?
me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?
me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?
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when u go to the store with your mom and she sees someone she knows and starts talking to them
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When reading reviews online always look for the 3/5 reviews. These are usually the most truthful and unbiased.
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It irritates me ending on bad terms or not having proper closure with someone especially knowing there were so many things left unsaid.
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Don`t need permission, make my own decisions
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If your boyfriend or girlfriend wrongs you--don`t tell your parents about it. You might forgive them, but your parents won`t.
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When you’re criticised for being short, they’re really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn’t more of you
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When your mom tells you to clean up before she comes home & you haven`t done anything yet & you see her pull up
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