has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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It’s a small world so you have to use your elbows a lot.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. DIGNITY is not one of them.
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sweet as sugar...hard as ice...hurt me once...i`ll kill u twice
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just to keep the world wonderin , it was GREAT !
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I couldn`t ask for better friends . . . I could
ask for more NORMAL friends but not better ones :)
ask for more NORMAL friends but not better ones :)
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moving to the moon, hope to see you guys soon.
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Happiness comes to those who Smile
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Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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A banker is someone who will lend you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.
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