It`s strange how the shortest words, yes & no, are the ones that take the most thought.
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A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
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I`m leaning on the fence between past & present tense & I`m losing all those stupid games I swore I`d never play but it almost feels okay.
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Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
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You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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Marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.
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Love me or Hate me. Either way im still on your mind :p
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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