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People don`t change...they just learn to lie better!
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When u wake up in the morning complete the following statement, "My Purpose is to....today."
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Trust is like a piece of paper, once its crumpled, it can`t be perfect like the way it used to be..
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I CAN READ YOUR MIND! 1) you`re reading this aren`t you 2) You cant say B without closing your mouth 3) LOL you just tried :)
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I used to be normal but then i met those idiots i call my best friends.
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Ew. Who have you become?
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I want a REAL-ationship, Not a relation-SHIT
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"Are you okay?" "Yeah...Just tired." The biggest lie in history.
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Laughing so hard it works out your abs.
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Saying sorry even though you know you didn`t do anything wrong.
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