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No one loves the man whom he fears.
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Right now you`re on facebook.. thinking about the assignment thats due tomorrow... you have loads to do but you`re too lazy to do it
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I`m not arguing, I`m just explaining why I`m right.
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Stupid questions deserve sarcastic answers.
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Haters exist because we all need fans.
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When someone says to me "I hate you." I automatically respond "I love you too."
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don’t mean to brag but my mum said I was the coolest person ever
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Hates a strong word….Yeah, thats why I used it.
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Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you … with my shoe …good spider
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I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I’m older, it sucks.
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