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Try to say the letter B without your lips touching.
-Denisa
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
-unknown
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of HUMOR.
-unknown
Yawning Is your body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining.
-unknown
Ironic how there is still "ex" in "next"... guess life is just a cycle between exes and nexts.
-unknown
The funniest thing about this sentence, is that by the time you realize it says absolutely nothing, it will be to late to stop reading it.
-unknown
Chances are like thieves! We don`t know when they`ll come, and we don`t realize how much we`ve lost until they are gone.
-unknown
Don’t let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see. Don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
-unknown
The worst feeling is pretending you don`t care about something, when really it`s all you seem to think about.
-unknown
No ones perfect. Everybody makes mistakes. That`s why pencils have erasers..
-unknown