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BESTFRIEND = Cares like a mom, Protects like a dad, Irritates like a sister, Teases like a brother, Loves more than a lover.
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No Matter How Long Have You Slept .. You Always Want Those " 5 minutes " In The Morning ;)
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Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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The less you care, the happier you will be.
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Shower = The place of thoughts and decision making.
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Dear LOL, Thanks for being there when i have nothing else to say.
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When all else fails, remain fabulous.
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The best thing about pictures is that they dont change, even when the people in them do.
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If your phone`s battery life lasts longer than your relationships, you`re doing it wrong.
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