Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn`t be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7.
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Rumors are often delivered with no return address. In most cases, it is wise you do not reply
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Don’t hate people, it’s too exhausting. Just forget them ♥
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The sky isn`t always blue, the sun doesn`t always shine, and it`s okay to fall apart sometimes.
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When you’re afraid to do something, chances are, it’s exactly the thing you should be doing.
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
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Shakespeare invented the word `assassination` and `bump`.
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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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