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"You actually have friends?" "Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD!"
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Dear iPod, When I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my favorite songs. Sincerely, next, next, next, next, next.
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A wise old man once told me, "You should question everything in life." I said, "Why ?"
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If you want me to fall for you, you have to give me something worth tripping over.
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If you miss me, if you care, if I need you, would you be there?
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Before you judge, act. Before you speak, listen. Before you hate, love. Before you write, think. Before you quit, try.
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Saying a word over and over again .. Until it doesn`t even sound normal anymore.
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CARTOONS: The only place you can wear the same thing everyday & nobody cares.
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You actually have friends?" "Yeah, all 10 seasons on DVD!"
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Everything around us is made up of energy. To attract positive things in your life, start by giving off positive energy
-Afaq