What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing!
Don't look, I'm changing!
-David
Facebook Nice facebook statuses
*mom is really mad at you* Me: "I love you mommy" Mom: "I love you too"
-Muadh
People usually complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains.
-unknown
"Hey can I borrow a pencil?" "Yeah, but it doesn`t have an eraser." "Life doesn`t have an eraser." "Dude.... That was deep. Here you go"
-unknown
95% of people text things they could never say in person..
-unknown
My Motto is Y.O.Y.O. = You`re On Your Own
-unknown
*Hearing people speak another language* 6% I wish I could speak that. 94% Those bitches better not be talking about me.
-unknown
People ask me why it`s so hard for me to trust people. I ask them why it`s so hard to keep a promise.
-unknown
There are millions and billions of people to make the world smile,but it only takes you to make me smile.
-Miguel
Don`t "bro" me if you don`t know me.
-unknown