My haters only have one advantage over me. They can kiss my ass, I can`t.
-unknown
Facebook Nice facebook statuses
Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.
-unknown
A teenager, someone who is well prepared for a zombie attack but not ready for tomorrows math test.
-unknown
It`s the possibility of making a dream come true that makes life interesting.
-unknown
I`m old enough to know better, young enough to try anyways
-unknown
The fake laugh you have to pull when an old person tells a lame joke
-unknown
We can talk to astronauts in space, but we can’t get phone reception inside elevators.
-Ronde
“I never said she stole my money” has 7 different meanings depending on the word you stress.
-Ronde
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
-Ronde
When somebody says “You`re kind of cute".... what the hell do you mean "kind of"?
-unknown