Be proud of who you are and don't let haters bring you down.
-Shane
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Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
-unknown
I don`t have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude. That`s your problem, not mine.
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That awesome feeling you get when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with ;)
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Parents Say "It`s My House" But When Time To Clean "It`s Your House Too"
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That awesome moment when you predict something and it actually comes true.
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Celebrities may have fans, but I have air conditioning.
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Paper cuts are so small, yet so evil.
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I have a smart phone with a dumb battery
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Yeah, there’s plenty of fish in the sea.... but there’s also sharks, seaweed and toxic waste.
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