Parents: "Watch your mouth." Me: "I can`t watch it, it`s under my nose."
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Facebook Nice facebook statuses
Boy: "I wanna be a superhero, guess my name." Girl: "Superman? Batman?" Boy: "Your man"
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Life always offers you a second chance. Its called tomorrow.
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99.99% people do not like their first ever sip of beer, wine, coffee and their first cigarette.
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If someone makes you to forget your past, that someone is probably your future.
-Vicky
Right now, 65% of people are laying down reading this status deciding whether or not to get out of bed or stay because it`s too comfy.
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Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living in our fears.
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, mom I`m a teenager, and not a baby!
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It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
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If you think someone is staring at you: 1.Yawn 2. If they yawn, they were staring.
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